Valco Gift Card

Do you have a beloved friend, family member, or enemy? Remember them with a Valco gift card.

When you buy a gift card, you receive a code via email, which the recipient then types (or copies) at the checkout. According to your choice, you can deliver the code to the recipient by message, or even written on the wall in blood.

Maybe someday we'll create a fancy system, but for now, you just get a code via email. You'll have to make the birthday card yourself.

All products purchased with the gift card come with the standard warranty and return policy. However, gift cards or products purchased with them cannot be exchanged back for money, as this would enable money laundering.