Valco Nordell Mk3 -ministereot - VALCO
Valco Nordell Mk3 -ministereot - VALCO
Valco Nordell Mk3 -ministereot - VALCO
Valco Nordell Mk3 -ministereot - VALCO
Valco Nordell Mk3 -ministereot - VALCO
Valco Nordell Mk3 -ministereot - VALCO

Nordell MK3 Bluetooth Speaker

Regular price €99.90
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An excellent Bluetooth player for laborers, hot tub duties, or even as a gift. The Nordell MK3 is proven to be urine-resistant and can be easily brought along even to the bath or slipped under the bed to punctuate the bedroom's erotic moments with a suitable soundtrack. It's a great gadget for work use too, as it has a built-in microphone so you can chuck it onto a conference room table. If you buy two of these, you can wirelessly pair them into a SUPERSTEREO. Plus, by purchasing two, you'll save money.

Are you flat broke? Don't worry, you can pay in instalments when you receive your social security money.

Two-year full guarantee - We are confident in this product and are prepared to give it a comprehensive two-year guarantee.

Risk-free ordering - Try it at home for 14 days. If you don't like it, return it and get your money back.

No shipping costs - There are no separate delivery charges for Valco's own products.

Order two, get a discount - Two Nordells are better than one, because they can be paired. Or you and a friend can each order your own and get a discount when you order together.

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Sounds like live!


Right after the cathode-ray tube, the most relevant Valco product is undoubtedly the mini stereo system (Referencing to the Finnish company of the same name from the 1970s). The youth probably won't remember and people outside Finland won't know, but in the 1970s, one politician after another received (among other things) Salora brand mini stereos as gifts related to Valco's unfortunate ventures. These bribes were widely discussed in court later on.

The outcome of the trial was that the gifts received by politicians are not bribes, but those received by civil servants are. So, remember this when shopping for Christmas presents.

We have no information about the mini stereos distributed at the time, but these Valco Nordell Mk3 mini stereos are of the best in terms of value for money. The timelessly designed speaker plays your shitty music purely without emphasizing bass or trebles in the wrong way, either via Bluetooth or a 3.5 mm audio cable.

The device also serves as an excellent conference phone in meetings or a poor man's alternative to a voice-controlled home. The gizmo has its own microphone for conversations and the ability to use the phone's voice control (Siri on iPhone and Google Now on Android).

Imagine the bewilderment of your friends when you shout at the speaker, "Hey Siri, play Toto," and the machine voice responds, "I couldn't find anything in your music that matches the search for Toto." The future is here already today.

Also withstands immersion in water or the like. May smell of urine if immersed in urine. Urine resistance has been tested.

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What does it sound like then?

Watch the video below Jasse "Jazmanaut" Kesti recording Nordell's voice and stereo image with a binaural (I don't know what that means) microphone. Watch this if you doubt whether you should buy a [Big American Corporation] or [Korean Conglomerate] bass drum after all.